When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. The Landshark - The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Kiss Of Death - Get a girl whose been cheating on you (but thinks she is getting away with it) to go down on you after having secretly coated your dick with cyanide. Kids Drink - After 4 or 5 people get done fucking a girl everyone bust in a cup and let her drink it. Kick-Fucking - The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass. Kentucky Plow - You're doing a girl doggy style on a hard floor, then you sweep her arms our from under her so that she bangs her face on the floor, knocking out her teeth. Kenny Roger's Roasters - While doing the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect. Kennebunkport Surprise - The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out. Kennebunkport Chowder - Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs. Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Kamala - Banging a fat black woman while eating a rotisserie chicken off the fat folds behind her neck. ![]() Similar to sloppy seconds, but entails more than 2 people.
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